Friday, 24 May 2013
driving theory test i laugh in the face of your measly multiple choice i spit on the screen of your hazard perception i skip out of your test centre beaming (waving my frankly underwhelming bit of paper)... when's the parade? the lap of honour? the open top bus whatsit?
a cheese and onion pie on the bus home it is then. go me...
i bet there's not a soul that pops round this way has ever had to do the theory test neither.
how about a little bank holiday weekend proto disco celebration ?
the intruders - win place or show (she's a winner)
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
clear the streets people stay off the roads lock up your daughters for gawds sake stand well back i've only gone and got a provisional license. saints preserve us i might just use it. there is every chance this will not go well. lifelong pedestrian and all. and this close to getting my free bus pass. brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm
perhaps now i'll finally understand all those cars and girls songs