driving theory test i laugh in the face of your measly multiple choice i spit on the screen of your hazard perception i skip out of your test centre beaming (waving my frankly underwhelming bit of paper)... when's the parade? the lap of honour? the open top bus whatsit?
a cheese and onion pie on the bus home it is then. go me...
i bet there's not a soul that pops round this way has ever had to do the theory test neither.
how about a little bank holiday weekend proto disco celebration ?