certified

driving theory test i laugh in the face of your measly multiple choice i spit on the screen of your hazard perception i skip out of your test centre beaming (waving my frankly underwhelming bit of paper)... when's the parade? the lap of honour? the open top bus whatsit?

a cheese and onion pie on the bus home it is then. go me...

i bet there's not a soul that pops round this way has ever had to do the theory test neither. 

how about a little bank holiday weekend proto disco celebration ?

the intruders - win place or show (she's a winner)

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torment tuesday

beat ballad bliss the orbison way...

roy orbison - it wasn't very long ago

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featuring the magic lens of saul leiter

buckle up

 

clear the streets people stay off the roads lock up your daughters for gawds sake stand well back i've only gone and got a provisional license. saints preserve us i might just use it. there is every chance this will not go well. lifelong pedestrian and all. and this close to getting my free bus pass. brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm

perhaps now i'll finally understand all those cars and girls songs

 

kevin rowland - thunder road

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present

 

creased crumpled shoddy as all anything but still here...

up and at 'em

walter jackson - it's an uphill climb (to the bottom)

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discover a whole world of walter at ace records