poor old richard brautigan - you can't give his books away. i'm not suprised he blew his brains out. just tell us a joke and "so the wind won't blow it all away" is all yours. my dad is brilliant at jokes but i can never remember them long enough to repeat them. i missed out on the comedy gene and got the ridiculously short legs and the whopping hooter instead. and why are those american titty bars (sorry tiddy bars) named after noses? anyway at least i'll try a joke to get you started...
a dog limps into a saloon and says "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
help me somebody.
there's more fun packed fab giveaways coming up once i've had a bit of a dig about so keep your eyes peeled.
dusty springfield - you don't own me