now i know we're renowned for our lax and shoddy ways round here but three months between lessons is kind of ridiculous so let's leap right into polari mode before kenneth realises just how bad we've been. if he catches you tell him you've been in tangier with babs or something... 
h is for
handbag meaning money. nante handbag is so much nicer than skint now ain't it
and for
heartface your new favourite term of affection
to get us back up to speed we could probably do with a bit of help from kenneth and hugh so listen carefully duckies
julian and sandy - bona prods
as a rule we only thank our american chums for quality tunes and spelling doughnuts donuts but today we'll add a US of Stateside greeting i wish we heard more here...
howdy
most especially grand in a howdy ladies, you're looking mighty fine this morning kind of way(as actually in real life said to us in a nowhere town on route 66 ("we were somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold") by a lovely wrecked already old boy) or anything involving hat tipping.
i couldn't decide on a record so to make up ever so slightly for keeping you waiting so long have two.
lush stereolab croony lovliness
high llamas - cookie bay
and a mad collision of modal and latin jazz

horace parlan - congalegre